"Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been"
Life, uh… finds a way.
It’s weird when you agree with russia over something.
I wish that I’d asked the dogs I’ve owned, if they knew about this.
I’m curious. What answer were you expecting?
If your family haven’t killed natives or owned people; you’re screwed…
Your friends meant, that you should tell them your secret. They didn’t mean it literally…
That is a lot milder than what I was taught.
Doesn’t he wonder, why his audiobooks are so boring?
🎵I believe I can fly🎵
For the youngsters and the nostalgic:
I use a text file and have an alias to access it quickly.
I do feel guilty sometimes… Then I continue.
Just like I do when I watch the porn the adblocker’s help me watch…
“I can’t get it up, if you’re looking at it!” - Israel
Well he does seem rich.