Nice numbers <3

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

I’ll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I’m teaching them early.

Maybe she didn’t want to though.

I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

Obligatory reminder that not only US has an IRS; the tax collection agency in Ghana is also called IRS.

Nah, I think if you’re on e.g. Debian oldstable you could still be on Gnome 3. That’s not “long dead”.

If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!

He sounds like a decent human being.

She seems nice.

my mom’s warcraft machine

We truly are living in the future

I have never ever seen a baby pigeon. Not even a picture. Where are they hiding them?!

Even worse, it’s an hour or two past midnight on new years eve and my social battery is flat, but the guests aren’t leaving. Yawning and checking my wrist watch doesn’t help. Cleaning the kitchen doesn’t help. What do?

Baaaa.

Personally I prefer “arse” with an uppity RP (Received Pronunciation) accent.

I first read it as “mechanical debt” (probably because of the gear-shaped figure), and had an existential crisis for a few milliseconds. I need to take my car to the shop as soon as I can afford it.

The mirror is how you see yourself. The camera is how you’re seen by others.

but the world ends when you show a tit on screen

Speaking of, I think my world started with seeing a casual Beverly D’Angelo tiddie in one of the National Lampoon vacation movies.

I suddenly feel so old.

Just needs the occasional sharpening and polish