What if the cause is a chronic disease or just old age?

Might be funny to get within 50 meters of an execution and bring the person back.

Could probably use this to start a cult.

Worst case is get caught by a billionare who starts mass killing people for me to heal to maximize the odds his life is extended.

This happened with the shift from manual to automatic transmissions. I used to frequently hear/read people complaining that no one knows how to drive a stick anymore.

Cue music: “It’s the circle of life”

Put it on the shelf with the other one

Only Cybertrucks, since vandalizing those can only improve the vehicle.

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I used to think the Anne Frank quote was inspiring. Now I just see it as bitterly ironic.

A third term implies the constitution is still in place and don’t see them passing an amendment without doing something ridiculous like creating a bunch of extra states.

Far easier to just never end the second term. Claim a national emergency and suspend elections/the constitution.

I’m old enough to realize most everything will either need to be replaced or given up as lifestyles change, but young enough not to count random stuff I happen to have.

Some really precious things I’ll keep forever, but don’t really use.

Just looking around the house and thinking, will I have any of this in my last years is sobering.

That said there are a few knickknacks I’m likely to keep since they are small and easy to keep up with. Maybe my collection of old Christmas albums. A few ornaments. A few Keychain. Deploymas…

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I was curious and checked while shopping today. There weren’t any, just a bare shelf.

Ah, but there would be another where someone anticipated this and figured out how to stop it.

Of course that then suggests a universe where a madman figured out how to destroy the multiverse and keep it from being stopped, and one where a dogooder anticipated that…

Such a multiverse could end up existing in a state of indeterminate existance. Like a certain cat…

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow to no legs?

Ground beef

I misread that as TikTok banning looming and spent far too much time wondering what looming is. Some sort of viral textile meme …

Oh god… Rey and Kylo Ren are supposed to be the reincarnation of Anakin and Padme aren’t they.

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This picture represents everything i expect out of 2025…