Executive Chimp

What do we want?

Time travel!

When do we want it?

Unclear

Maybe

If there’s no point, why not have fun?

Keeping up with fashion is also an environmental problem. Fast fashion is bad for the world.

Yep

Which can be problematic. If it makes a mistake and isn’t obviously wrong, that could go unnoticed.

• add pain snooze button

Nothing gay about being fucked by a woman.

Possibly this video by Howtown.

Arrays start at 0. Counting starts at 1.

But he never got to use GPS, and that makes Helen Mirren sad.

Climbing

A is short for Aaaaagh. The number of As represents the amount of crunch and exploitation that goes into making a game.

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For anyone reading this who’s put off by the prices, I ditched Spotify and started exclusively buying music on Bandcamp. Apart from an initial splurge, I’ve ended up paying less for music each month. And I own that music permanently. And they got paid more. YMMV of course especially if you’re somebody who doesn’t relisten much, but seeing an album on Bandcamp that costs as much as a month’s Spotify subscription shouldn’t put you off.

If you don’t mind a steep learning curve one X change for endless possibilities: Blender

After moving from windows to Linux I found myself accidentally press ing middle click and pasting when scrolling a lot. And I was scrolling a lot because I didn’t have the middle-click-drag scroll feature. I ended up disabling middle click paste.

Lidl and Aldi were created by brothers and often appear near each other because sibling rival be like that

Edited for veracity. See below.

I eat popcorn with glee

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