Your parents used change your diaper and to them it feels like it was just yesterday. Once your parents reach a certain age, you might have to take care of them in similarly uncomfortable ways. There is no shame between you. And telling them you need medical treatment for what you think may be a hemorrhoid is not the worst, it’s not like you have to parade your butthole infront of them. There’s no way around feeling embarrassed, you have to suffer that, but you’ll make it through, I promise.

You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is butter, fuck you it’s margerine

Looks like letsdeel took him up on the offer though, its even in the source code