I recall an Insane Clown Posse skit/track where the officer asks Shaggy2Dope something like, “And where are we going today in such a hurry?”
And Shaggy replied, “Up your Ma’s ass”.
Which I thought was somewhat amusing, given police pulling people over would only ever receive polite responses from drivers.











Well, in Red Dwarf, there was word of 'a moon which was shaped exactly like Felicity Kendal’s bottom … ’