20 years ago I would go to a local bar that had free hot wings and usually some spinach cheese casserole on Fridays. Drinks were how they made money. But if you needed food, you could just drink water, you could eat free and they didn’t care. Whole place was dark and smelled like infinite cigarettes and burnt hot sauce. Good times…

Okay. Hear me out.

Minecraft and cough syrup.

Saw headline and spent next couple seconds replaying SG-1 in my head.

Wow, I did not know that. Thanks a bunch.

Same. I inform doctors that I am resistant to sedation. They nod, not believing me. I go under. I wake up 4 hours early, everyone goes insane. One time they failed to put me out right away. Fortunately they managed to put me out before they cut into me. My last memories before waking are hearing “oh shit, he’s awake”. Another time they used “an adult dose and a child dose” which… doesn’t sound right. But I remember waking with a half dozen people trying to rouse me.

Well, yes, what did you expect?

I saw it a month or so ago and was floored how badly it aged. The entire plot is just kind of a monument to outdated gender stereotypes. They also made me HATE the wife and it irks me when movies create hollow scapegoat characters I’m supposed to just dislike.

Watching it was a reminder how fucking long ago the 90s were.

My mang, do you read?

That statistic sounds off. 1 in 100?

gnome-disks doesn’t see it?! that’s not good.

One is fat?

Means nothing to me. What is a turbolib? It’s difficult to understand much of anything when everyone has a different name for everyone else.

Congratulations Comrade! Good luck to you in your new world of free awesome software. I escaped Windows years ago and can only imagine how bad it’s gotten.

Awww, thanks for telling me, but… FUCK. I didn’t know any of that. I need a drink.

Camel Exotic Blend Cigarettes. Good times. cough COUGH ahhhh. Good times.

Therefore… by the process of elimination, we can tell the Earth is banana shaped.

Loved the book. It should be a 2 season show.

What, uhh, am I looking at here?

What!!! I wish this wasn’t a thing. But thanks for the info. Arrrrgh though…

Shh, Don’t let Israel hear you!