Time for the UK government to make good on all that money we spent rescuing OneWeb…

I’ll take “why is my codebase full of technical debt” for 500, Alex.

Feels like it would be quicker and easier just to write the code myself at that point…

Would be a sad day if we no longer could reduce entropy locally under the invest of energy.

I don’t think there’d be anyone left alive to be sad in that case…

Are the Democrats in the room with us right now?

Sure but who’s got time for all that aggravation? Especially if it’s not part of the codebase I have to work with personally. LGTM and let it be someone else’s problem.

https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/386194/why-do-we-still-grow-the-stack-backwards

TL;DR: For historical reasons stacks growing down is defined in hardware on some CPUs (notably x86). On other CPUs like some ARM chips for example you (or more likely your compiler’s developer) can technically choose which direction stacks go but not conforming to the historical standard is the choice of a madman.

Cream of the crop

Rich and thick

Man that’s some fucking weasel wording. Will be seen as flying in the face of international law? That would be because it blatantly does.

Yes, all *quick google* two of my normal human hands

I am a normal human typing with my human hands

Privatizing it in the first place is the work of people who are corrupt as hell, inhumanly evil, dumb as rocks, or, most likely, all of the above.

In this case corrupt and evil. Thatcher had tried it twice before and had to back down because it was (and still is) an incredibly unpopular policy that was at risk of losing them the 1987 election. Immediately after the election they privatized the lot before anyone could complain.

Landserf would be a more accurate term.

unless someone went to the trouble of making a font that looks exactly like AI generated text.

Can I just say that’s a hilariously evil idea to fuck with people and if I knew more about font formats I’d be tempted to give it a go.

My wife was killed by a lorem ipsum you insensitive bastard.

Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol

Technically never got arrested for it though did he?

OK. What exactly did you want us to do with your warning? It’s not like we got a vote…

That’s what happens when physics teachers get a cat.

Yeah, just think of all those famously unprejudiced travelers of history like Christopher Columbus, Cecil Rhodes or Robert Clive…