Ugh, it would be awful lol

Ziti because the sauce gets up in the hole :)

Me too and then I was like, have I been missing out on some sugar-related sexual experience this whole time!?

No, but I can tune out some noises better than others. There are some noisy situations in which I simply cannot get through even a single sentence.

So, how’s the job going? Can we get an update?

One of my aunts became one out of high school. She married some guy who was also into it, they had 2 kids. The whole family was basically shunned by the rest of us because of it, and she died in her 40s of a very rare form of cancer. I haven’t seen the kids in probably 30 years now.

One day I noticed he hadn’t moved in like, a while. I opened the cage and went to pick him up, and he was hard as a rock. RIP Teddy.

There’s a camaraderie with the other soldiers on your platoon that happens when you’re in the military that I’ve never been able to feel with any other group of people since I got out. I would really like to be able to experience that again, but minus the war part.

Because I like these little guys: Grasshopper Mouse

Dang, I wasn’t aware of that. Well, I’ll ditch them once my subscription expires for sure.

My partner was on it for like a minute but I don’t think they use it anymore. Certainly not as much as I do.

I use Nord. No one here has mentioned Nord. Is it shit?

First make sure you rip all the stems out and are eating only the leaves. Then I saute it in a light coat of olive oil and with garlic and onions, or steam it. I think the real trick is to not overcook it. Don’t let it cook for more than 5 minutes. You don’t want it to get squishy and boiled down like you do with spinach, it’s not the same thing as spinach. It should still hold its shape somewhat after cooking.

Kale, because my parents had no idea how to cook it. When I make it myself it’s awesome.

How to say “No”, there are many people who are afraid to.

Judging people by their appearance

I chose not to have children. Apparently, to some people, this is considered self-indulgent. Those people can fuck right off.

Ross Childs who makes fun of JD Vance

Science Fiction Reads a guy who reads all those old whacky space opera books so you don’t have to

Hah, that was me. People would find out and feel sorry for me but I was like nah, it’s actually been amazing and we’re both so much happier being divorced.

I was very sad of course, but we still lived together for a month before they finally found a place to live, and we were really getting at each other’s throats by the end. But my God, the moment they left and I knew I finally had the place to myself, it was the happiest I’ve ever been. I was on cloud 9 for like 3 months, just pure fucking joy the likes I’ve never experienced since. I think it was just finally being free and knowing I could properly move on with my life. I cleaned the whole apartment like a crazy person, bought new furniture, bought a new PC. It was like having a new lease on life. 10/10 would recommend getting a divorce when your marriage isn’t working anymore and you both tried your best.