This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.

I don’t think that’s where Trump usually kisses Musk.

This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.

Who?

That’s why You don’t unbuckle the seatbelt until the pilot says so.

I wouldn’t say no to a hug.

Adult?

Jesus Christ, one dude is gonna fuck up the world just because he couldn’t get laid in high school.

I don’t get the “thin white line across” part. Could someone explain?

Saw them at Christmas in Denmark. I haven’t seen them in almost 30 years, so I was tempted to buy them, but I still remember the candy being bad so I passed.

The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.

Gulf of Luigi.

As if OP wouldn’t do that if he could.

So in two years then? Wanna set up a meeting place now?

The pecking order goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami, then Popo.

Kanye? I remember people liking Musk. Imagine that.

When I was in high school, my mate didn’t even have a phone. We just knew that Friday at 7pm we met at the standard spot and went to grab a beer. We didn’t even make plans before, it was just how it was.

Shitty? Those were the best times, it’s all downhill from there.

This is needlessly complicated. All I need is a beer emoji and I would be at the guys house with a six pack in 15 minutes.

If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I’d work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.