Like https://silverbullet.md/

Deep state sounds less like conspiracy and more like porn.

5,318008 seconds should be a new goal.

XcQ, der Link bleibt zu

You know, he has a beautiful wife…

What is he doing with his invisible jackhammer?

220 km/h, there is an itch, he needs to scratch.

At first I thought it’s about linux distros:

But then I understood:

Tastes already like seasoned cardboard.

It moves the suicide to the other end of the repository.

THE CAUSE OF FIRE:  

1. git pull
2. merge conflict
3. starting fire

This could also work with Bad Luck Brian or even a bit with Hide The Pain Harold.

Don’t have time to play with myself.
- also Duke Nukem