You answered your own question. As you said, most smart TVs go into a sleep mode, so they appear to turn on in a near instant. But if you ever actually power it down, most take up to a minute to boot up.

Just don’t connect smart TVs to the internet. That’s all you have to (not) do

The only Tim Burton movie that was worth a damn was Big Fish

Then it’ll probably be so exhausted it won’t survive trump?

Light Bringer by Pierce Brown. It’s part of the Red Rising series and it’s awesome.

Sounds like an addiction

Bro, it’s Amazon

Airbags.

We’re all broke and performance improvements have been basically stagnant?

Motorcycles should not be street legal. If I can get a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt, why do motorcycles get a pass?

Benedict Cumberbatch and Judge Reinhold

Came to post exactly this

He’s a true believer.

Why would you think that’s your business?

Reach out to support. I got another one free out of warranty

If they’re setting up a WiFi jammer, a ladder wouldn’t be an absurd thought.

That could just as easily be stolen

It’s from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

You get your hands/wash cloth and body wet before you turn off the water to lather up

Holy shit dude. That sounds awful.