In Dutch, “haai” (shark) sounds very similar to “hi” (the English word), same for “hooi” (hay) and “hoi” (hi). Which leads to this hilarious comic I saw once where a shark meets a bale of hay ^{edit: somehow I typed bay of hale}

At least here in the Netherlands, there was a lot of commotion because a data centre tried to buy a windmill park meant to power households as their dedicated power source

In Dutch we only talk about turning screws clockwise and counterclockwise

He has a bunch of English ones on his website as well. Some of them are just the dumbest, least translatable puns though (in a good way).

Oof I had no idea. Hopefully the admin will come back soon.