“Dad, I can’t do this anymore. You do you and I’ll do me and let’s touch base again in 4 years.”

They’re waking up to the idea that his actions may impact them personally instead of just everybody else on the planet.

You should be able to play a video that’s at 100% even if the torrent isn’t complete.

It could be a codec issue? If you’re using windows there’s a tool called MediaInfo you can install that’ll analyze a video file and tell you if it’s corrupt and what codecs it uses. You might just need to install a codec pack like K-Lite if your system doesn’t already have the codec you need. Or, like an other commenter said, try opening it in VLC which has killer codec support built in.

Hey now, everyone deserves a chance to get their first real job. Unlike government, car washes provide training.

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

Hanged them?

Found them important positions at NASA?

Especially with an election on the horizon. Any party campaigning on capitulation is going to be radioactive to most voters.

He’s scared because stocks were down a bit this morning, he’s been fielding calls from panicked CEOs all weekend

The cynic in me says this is all by design. His rich buddies are buying stock on sale this week before the market corrects again.

CEOs might be temporarily unhappy, but the true wealthy are making moves.

Technical education opens doors, or your child.

Please don’t open my child.

George Carlin.

Is this like a prison teardrop tattoo for birds? Should I be cautious?

Hitler had better posture?

Elon looks like he’s demonstrating to a toddler what starting a lawnmower looks like from the lawnmower’s perspective.

Guess how many bombs the TSA has protected people from.

GoodReads is good for this. They have lots of curated lists and popular top 100 lists you can browse through, and you see the cover and a paragraph synopsis of each book.

Beside each book there’s a button to add it to your Want to Read list. Pick books that sound appealing until you’ve built up a decent list.

Then if you don’t feel like manually sourcing them all one at a time from LibGen or Anna’s, you can set up Readarr to automatically sync your Want to Read list and it’ll auto acquire them. If you’re already using automation apps like Sonarr and Radarr it’s exactly the same thing.

Can this man finish anything before getting distracted and running off to the next thing?

Warnings? We’ll come back and address those later. Maybe once we’re feature complete. Or maybe shortly after that.

Uplemmingers? It’s called VALIDATION

Because he didn’t prosecute child groomers.

Despite being the first prosecutor to do just that.

But I guess he was too late to do it, even though Elon didn’t mention it anywhere near when it actually happened.

Hindsight is sometimes 20/20, but in this case I think Elon’s hindsight is 14/88.

I keep having to explain this.

The amount of delta v required to put something into the sun is extremely high and unnecessary. We just need to put him outside earth’s orbit and the problem will be solved.

What are we afraid of? Some far future civilization will find his corpse in heliocentric orbit and revive him?

Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.