Mfw the country is founded by foreigners who didn’t like the other foreigners

Sounds like the rantings of a mad man tripping on ketamine and coke

That’s a genius idea, and I love it

I wish I could unread it and forget about it because it makes too much sense

Smoothie

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Their stupidity isn’t even that funny anymore

“I’m rubber your glue” in the head ass mfer bro

All of maga are like toddlers you got Steve miller having a tantrum because a reporter not “celebrating saving Americans billions”

you got elons bitch calling Zelensky a dictator

I know I’m missing more

Justice is blind and the French know how to party

Lmfao “born to shit forced to wipe”

Op! help! what do I do? people are asking why I’m laughing

I don’t need silence, I usually read to instrumental music. But if you throw in any lyrics or speak while I’m reading I’ll look at you angrily get up and move.

MAGA can’t even fucking tie their shoes right. They’ll be forgotten in a decade

What his opinion after he loosens up with a gallon of vodka or 2?

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Implying he’s in the hole and will never see the light of day again when his trial hasn’t even started

Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.

Those egg prices are gonna come down any day now. Annyyy day now

Like matching serial numbers

Let me go back in Time and double check

Peaky fookin blinders innit

It would be the funniest thing if they were exact copies