I remember seeing a woman take a puck in the face off a deflected Slapshot, before the netting was used. She might have ended up with a defensemans smile.

You were kind of expected to be able to take care of yourself if you had tickets behind the goal.

Wasn’t planning on dying on the slopes of Everest for everyone to look at as they passed by for the next 50 years.

I can play Christmas carols by making farting noises with my hands.

Ungulate populations around agriculture explode. There are dozens of times as many deer on farmland as any virgin boreal forest I’ve ever hunted.

Get a shooting stick, it makes aiming way easier and you’ll get a cleaner kill.

I have never understood trophy hunting and frankly it pisses me off. I look for animals that taste good, which means reasonably young, not some tough old moose bull I have to hold my nose to eat.

And we probably feed a couple hundred deer on our grain bags all winter, I think they can donate one or two to my freezer.

Except the guy that’s on call that weekend. Fuck that particular guy.

SSH enabled and the SSH port of the container accessible and it’s set for password auth.

We’ll talk in a few decades. Until then, don’t call us, we’ll call you.

Settle down, Satan.

I’ve got 4 and 6 covered.

And it’s still 1200 years until humans reach NZ.

Can I use the knife to mug a Special Forces sniper team for their Barrett 50 cal?

Micronutrients are generally represented in foliar fertilizers or seed treatments, not granular fertilizers. So things like boron, copper, zinc, sulphur, manganese, etc are applied by spray, generally, since there is better uptake via leaves than roots, though much of it will hit the soil for later use.

We’ve even identified fields where we applied a certain amount of gold, which is used for better disease resistance.

It’s always Debian.

And I’m OK with that.

Hell, I just bought 128Gb of ECC DDR3 for one of my homeservers. I’m rich as Croesus!

Really fucking weird

You got up a dinner for her going away? Let the people that wanted her there take her for dinner, if you couldn’t stomach eating lunch with her, then don’t.

Fuck, people are weird.

I think you forgot Netanyahu.