imadethis

It’s once every two decades, jeez, get it right!

quietly cries in the lonely corner

It will almost certainly block breathing, yes, but more importantly it’s about the opening to the trachea being incredibly small in comparison to the average penis. You can go look at some videos of endotracheal tube insertions and see how tight of a fit those are.

Small edit: looking closely at the picture (which isn’t beautifully accurate in the first place, but whatever), the penis isn’t even entering the trachea, but the area immediately superior to the glottis. Which makes this slightly less body horror. Here’s the wikipedia page with some good imagery. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rima_glottidis

I’ve always loved karate chopping them open, and yeah, giving a big ole “hiiii-yaaa!” basically fixed the jump scare.

Flashbacks to this week learning about it and its nice big vulnerability.

The furry site of the fediverse, pawb.social, has a capcha-like thing that says “To prevent spam and content scraping, we’re needing to verify you’re human.”

Captioned/titled “furries in shambles”