I can’t open links with an external browser on voyager’s pwa :(

A very welcoming website

Breakfast:

Lunch:

Dinner:

A buttplug containing the ashes of my passed boyfriend

Yes, it’s called annoyances and you have to check the boxes yourself

The first comment made me spill my coffee:

« My Sister and I were laughing so hard at this, it woke up Our Daughter upstairs… »

Edit: woops, this was supposed to be under the folgers commercial

Same here. Fuck me.

« My experience as an individual is valid for everyone »

It’s like saying I have lived in my house for 40 years and I have never had a fire.

Muscle memory

Purrest

Rare spammed

Is a post really a shitpost when it spits the truth?

What a nice kitty in a box but you should blur the name and the address

Oh don’t worry, you will

Water is wet

General strike in the US sounds more like a civil war

I can’t find where I read this, but very few of the over 16,000 employees mourned the guy, as he was really hated.

Astonishing timing

That may be a risky sneeze as well