I’m a sucker for this whole album https://open.spotify.com/album/5XPdkIryKSpTKW21HUtvV0

Wow, what a horribly inefficient use of floor space that staircase is

So many of those are not even English words lol

Yeah of course people are gonna mispronounce surprise French and ancient Greek words

Why did the folder have a file extension

if it takes you 20 shots to neutralize a threat at point-blank, I don’t think you should be allowed to own a gun

So you’re telling me to stop paying my bills in protest of Google Chrome, because I’m not technically being forced to pay my bills

What a privileged life to lead, where you aren’t forced to use certain websites by (e.g.) your student loan servicer, or your utility company

HTTP is stored in the balls

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If she likes you and your height is a problem, she didn’t actually like you

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Just because the other kids are doing it, that doesn’t make it ok

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Easy: delete Facebook

OshKosh B’gosh lookin ass

I slammed my penis in the car door

Yeah but now all you have is a degree in Italian

Didn’t that guy get convicted of human trafficking or something lol