I’m glad you didn’t see me eat 136 deviled eggs

Dont think I’ve had it but I’m sold already. Going to keep my eye open for some priest stranglers now

Having watched a Mentour Pilot video, I am an expert on plane crashes. The problem is that the part that’s supposed to be on the top is now on the ground and that part on the bottom is now on top. You have to keep those in the right positions for a safe landing.

I think his home planet is just called “planet”

He’s not called “Captain Earth”, duh

In my experience, if they say they aren’t interested in you it usually means they aren’t interested in you.

Oi mate ya can’t park there

How do they keep people from crashing into all those right turns?

Id also like to see them explain anaphylaxis

Don’t get me started on the sick fuck that put my g spot up my asshole

Well don’t drink it lol

A quick wipe on my shirt and back in the ear it goes. I’ll do an occasional wipe with alcohol if they get extra gunky but that’s about it.

I may or may not be a gremlin.

Don’t get me started on how badly crafted the human body is. If someone designed us, they should be dragged out in the street and shot.

Prison penpals are definitely a thing. Used to work at one of those private mailbox stores and we had a customer who got one specifically for this. She showed us a few of the letters she received and I must say they were gorgeous. Those guys spent some time behind bars practicing their handwriting.

Pretty high I would imagine. Aren’t those the most common car colors?

Aight OP, it’s been a day and I don’t think anyone has figured out the glitch in the matrix here. End the torture and tell us what’s going on!

Well you have left no details or context whatsoever. All I can say is the only surefire way to get someone back is with a large net and plenty of rope. An unmarked work van helps too.

Anyways, don’t do this because it’s kidnap and super shitty.

The only solution here is to arrange all the furniture in a circle, with everyone of the specific group in the middle. Break a pool cue in half and toss it in. The one who survives will be worthy of your attention.

It’s definitely a bicep

Is it the one parked at an angle?

Tbf, you can make anything fly if you give it enough thrust. Wings just make it easier.