“one broad with a static-y vest…”

This 💯

It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”

Sometimes you just need a more specific example

Watch out for that Boomer!

😱

The horror

Question: What is a long hard thing?

Relevant?

Just don’t try laying on your belly. Does not work as an adult.

They were just taking a kinky break

Just a couple of bros getting their kink on. No homo tho.

Are we about to invent moisture farming? Is that what I’m reading?

The first couple of years definitely had some fun times, but as it got more serious, I did get more annoyed with those dumbass high-school kids… Even the, there were occasionally so. E fun times, though I was too serious-of-a-kid realize… .

I was this guy by the time I turned 18. Fast food will do that too you.

Ok, fr wtf am I looking at here?