Got me feelin’ so fly, like a G6

It’ll be faster next time.

As a former DOD contractor I can also confirm we built whole platforms that use Oracle (shudder) SQL

Lmao these fuckin people can’t take a joke.

Made me laugh.

Good on them for having Dethklok in there, though!

Cozy is already a verb

verb

INFORMAL

1. give (someone) a feeling of comfort or complacency.

   “she cozied him, pretending to find him irresistibly attractive”

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/whoosh

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gifted

I use arch btw

He’s just asking questions…

Why does it not surprise me at all that this exists?

https://github.com/ipython/xkcd-font

Ok but what if instead… it was her?

Damn. Fuckin got me.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.

cow with two legs

Lean beef?

Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Annette?

It’s not a scripting language?

Americans learn everything about the middle-eastern conflict from Sept. 11th, 2001 and on.

Do they actually get anything about the “and on” bit in high school? Feels like the kind of thing they’d have to wait til uni for.

He also jumped the line to get a liver transplant once he, presumably, decided maybe there’s a chance the diet thing wouldn’t work out.

Died shortly thereafter, wasting a perfectly good liver.

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/23/business/23liver.html

From the article

The Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards regulate taillight design, mandating minimum area, placement, quantity, and visibility according to vehicle category, dimensions, and weight. However, the FMVSS does not appear to prohibit deactivating taillights during braking, so the Cybertruck’s taillights as seen here seem to be legal—even if they are perplexing, and potentially dangerous.

I still can barely believe this thing is real, and not something out of a bad 90s movie where video game characters come into the real world.