Yeah I haven’t thought much about the actual laying mechanics, just the free eggs

Are they otherwise my potential offspring?

I guess you’d have know if they had been fertilized, but to simplify the question they aren’t

It’s normal and everyone’s laying eggs

I’m a weirdo who likes the smell of sunscreen so I use it all summer long when I’m going outside. I’m 31 but when I shave my beard off people think I’m barely 20.