Goddamn it

Y’know with the Wayback Machine, book scans and public science funding under threat in the USA this sadly isn’t too far off base

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

a mad king

Oh yes (satire) (a little) (I may be stupid)

This. And you are cared for and loved. Live strong.

So let’s say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument, you left your window open.

And while I’m at it, Tool - Legion Inoculant

Ministry - Khyber Pass

The “it” and using the same pictures twice, one on top of the other, really makes this one

Dumbledore

Goddamn it, Joker

I have a tray of cookies for the post with the most pedantic, convoluted, chopped-to-shit neo-bro-loshophies or metaphors, that provides the most comedic effect. (Edit) Bonus points if it contains the trolley problem or some variation therein

When they tossed the corpse of Osama Bin Laden into the sea, it wasn’t just because no country’s soil would take him, but to respect his religion, where in Islam cremation is considered a desecration. So they showed him the respect of a burial at sea, even though he was our enemy.

I’m learning to flyyyy… But I ain’t got wiings…

Agustus Gloop lookin mf

“Patrick, are you ok!?” “FINLAND!!!”

I’m twelve and this is deep

I actually think it’s a mountain lion ;)

Goddamn this dog is straight fire