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Not all of us live in the US.

I had to move from the mobile web page to an app to get key word filtering.

Spore remaster

Give Mortal Engines another go

That show was amazing for how I could match quotes from his mother to mine!

I dig it!

If they can’t even identify a Elon’s salute…

For the “main event” that’s normal.

When people talk about sex lasting for much longer, that’s probably from when they go to the bedroom till when they fall asleep, take out their phones, or are just done for a while. That time will include foreplay and other stuff, which is great!

It’s also some serious exertion, so you can include some cuddle breaks to pace yourselves and talk about what you’re enjoying, what you want to do next, and whisper sweet nothings.

Presentation and thrusting should not last for two hours. That would be painful and exhausting for both participants. It would also be an indication of some problem such as that the condom is too tight

They say the best revenge is a life well lived. I want two guys to competitively live great lives at each other, until in old age they’re best friends!

A sun-burned penguin?

You ever seen a turtle?

A post politely requesting that it itself be taken down.

I’m going to use Jedi mind tricks on myself.

I think it’s probable that gambling, or any other habit that strongly activates certain reward pathways to the extent that it can form an addiction, would change your behaviour patterns in broader ways.

Almost all characteristics are both nature and nurture, and frequent gambling could change the balance of your personality.

I’m more enjoying thinking about doing maximum damage to my own stomach now.

I’d take a blender off the shelf and over to the bakery, and make myself a lot of cake milkshakes. I’d eat several rotisserie chickens.

There’s a McDonald’s in the Walmart near me, but since I’m alone that doesn’t help much, I don’t want to burn myself horribly. There’s also an opticians.

The rules don’t state that I have to stay in the Walmart. I can use the fact I’m alone to gather materials to create maximal destruction in adjacent areas.

Oh course, I’m not alone out there so I would face resistance, but it still gives me the best chance of maximizing the posited utility function.

(Except I’m not a robot that would turn people into paperclips. I’m a person that doesn’t want to hurt anyone, and don’t see any personal benefit in vandalizing a Walmart either.

I’d probably just eat myself to death.)

I’ll tell you this for nothing, not many kids know how to knap flint any more, and there’s the truth!

You said “sure”, you’re done!

An ever (even exponentially) increasing number of games made since the 1960’s are entirely simulated within “com-pu-ters”, which is far inferior to analogue implementations. They make me motion sick and the 3D first-person view ones are very disorientating to navigate in. It’s also a lot more difficult to modify them, such as tweaking the rules or proxying your own assets/pieces.

I can’t complain though, as there are many incredible analogue games being released today. In fact, we’re in rather a golden age! And 3D printing is great to produce whole games or one’s own miniatures for mere pennies.