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Of course, I have a bidet in all my bathrooms

You do know that there are 2 ways to sit on a bidet, right?

I love the part that says no additives or preservatives “except those naturally occurring in mountain dew”

“soon” or maybe you need to review your oversimplification of complex issues

The only phones that ever made me warm and fuzzy inside were Google made phones (Nexus 5 was brilliant) and it’s unlikely I’ll try a different phone anytime soon.

iPhones stress me out due to the height of the walled garden and other android phones are usually a cluttered mess.

Anyway, I recommend pixel phones and most of my family have pixel phones these days.

Keep a million for fun, everything else, buy a very conservative and diversified portfolio, borrow against it and purchase real estate worldwide in places with water access and least affected by climate change. With profits start funding antifa, anarcho-syndicalist, ecosocialist, and similar movements.

Portugal is actually with really nice weather

Just keep playing FIFA, hopefully it will go back to the woods.