Personally I quite like the flavor of tomato but have a texture thing with fresh ones. It’s honestly kind of annoying; they look good, smell good, and I like them in sauces and things like that, but if I try to eat one as is it straight up makes me gag.

Alternatively:

That scene with the cars in the junkyard doing a whole ass musical number (“Worthless”) about how they were going to die freaked me out as a kid.

Gather round, children, it’s time to learn about existential dread!

Whole house fans need to make a comeback. Our house was built in the 1920s and has one from the early 60’s before AC was common and I love that fucking thing. We still have some window AC units for really hot days or days when its hot and raining but it cuts WAAAAY down on how often we actually end up using them. Still uses some power obviously but nowhere near as much from what I can tell, and that’s a 60 odd year old one.

Honey Sriracha Chicken (bulk recipe, but scales well if you want to make a smaller batch)

5 lbs boneless skinless chicken thighs or breasts

1 cup Sriracha

1 cup honey

1/4 cup soy sauce

1/4 cup lime juice

Throw all ingredients in crockpot for 4 hours on high or 6-8 hours on low. Shred. Makes absolutely bomb tacos. It also makes quite a bit of sauce; I like to use the extra to cook rice to have with.

Lazy enchiladas

2 cans refried beans

1 can chili (or roughly equivalent amount homemade chili if you’ve got it on hand)

1 lrg can enchilada sauce

8-10 medium Tortillas

Combine

1 bag shredded cheese

Optional - diced green chilis, tajin, garlic powder

Combine chili, beans, and optional ingredients if using. Put a couple heaping spoonfuls in each tortilla and roll like a burrito. Put in lightly greased casserole dish. Pour on enchilada sauce and top with cheese. Bake at 350 F until bubbling and cheese is starting to brown. If you’ve got sour cream on hand, top w sour cream. Tasty, cheap, and stupid filling.

Gigapet? I had the koala one

There’s also this one if you’re feeling like a really uncomfortable moment with a friend.

This is like, one mention of “nuclear wessels” away from being a deleted scene from Star Trek IV.

Even if that’s what’s going on (or at least that assumption on the part of the design team is what’s going on), this is shit. You know what requires even less reading than script OR basic print? THE FUCKING PICTURE OF THE FUCKING JUNGLE CAT.

I fucking hate this minimalist design trend more than it is probably reasonable to hate an aesthetic. It’s got the personality of unfinished drywall.

I’m guessing whatever it scraped to generate this was intended for divvying up food rather than doing actual math. 1/3 plus a third of a third is close enough to a half if you’re talking about portioning out pizza or leftovers or what have you.

Fun fact, it’s actually been theorized that overlapping cave paintings like that were essentially a rudimentary form of animation, as flickering firelight would create the illusion of movement.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/ice-age-artists-may-have-used-firelight-to-animate-carvings-180979943/

Tbf, I think radio absolutely used to be better before iheart and their ilk bought fucking everything and turned every goddamn station into a hypersanitized prepackaged mix of the same 10 bloody songs over and over. Therefore, by extension, I could 100% see how someone basing their opinion on what actually gets radio play could easily arrive at the conclusion that music is worse now.

This just feels like either

A. He doesn’t fully get what satire is and assumes it has to be lighthearted or

B. He’s using “provocative” to basically mean “clickbait, but I’m too pretentious to call it that”

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Our Lady of Unlimited Salad Bar

Honestly in a use case like family photos, redoing it every x amount of time is probably a good idea anyway so new ones can be added.

A doctor died of an allergic reaction to something in her food at a Disney owned restaurant after repeatedly informing staff that she was allergic to said thing. Husband filed a wrongful death suit. Disney lawyers are trying to have the suit dismissed as he once had a trial of Disney+ for a bit and the terms of service includes an arbitration clause.