This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Fear not! For God has told me what angered him and how we can be forgiven!

You still need a volcano and charged clouds. So you probably don’t see that everyday.

Imagin seeing that stuff a couple hundred years ago, without any knowledge about the mechanics behind it. Wild!

Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

So far I haven’t noticed a real difference between the two marketplaces (partly because Amazon has gotten worth), but I’m sure millage may vary.

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

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What do we tell the god of heat?

Did you come up with your username while you were jumping in the pool? :)

I mean, technically, I guess (insert Futurama technical correct meme), but with that defintion everything is a puzzle.

I just breathed in, what do I do next? I can’t inhale more air. I have to think fast! Maybe if I breath out, I can then breath in again… It worked! Amazing!