nocturne

It’s not exactly relevant to the original question, but is to your response … My mom always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you’re doing them right.”

Was that her policy on sex too?

Edit: a lot of people without a sense of humor in this thread.

Very small rocks?

The cremains came in a bag inside of a box made of corrugated plastic. His mother and I split the cremains in the parking lot of a seedy motel. My half went into a big gulp or similar cup until I got them into his water bottle (it is a nice metal one, not like a plastic disposable bottle).

Step one: pour beer down the drain
Step two: enjoy some apple juice
Step three: have a huge glass of water

My son is in his water bottle. Never bought an urn from the crematorium.

Xenial

I have a kid that was born in 99, every year i am reminded how’s long ago it was.

The chonky kitty was existing on a diet of cookies and soup when his pudgy plight was discovered, Newsflash reported.

It’s believed that hospital staff enjoyed feeding him to the point where things went more than a little overboard.

“Kroshik’s story is an extremely rare case when someone loved a cat so much that they fed him to such a state,” a spokesperson for the Matroskin Shelter in Prem explained.

https://nypost.com/2024/09/06/lifestyle/russian-rescue-cat-named-crumbs-weighed-38-lbs-was-unable-to-walk/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-fattest-cat-died-after-33983068

In the states Buttermilk is usually substituted with milk with added acid, typically lemon juice.

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/buttermilk-substitutes/

Mr fancy pants over here with his two buttons

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