Sounds like more gross incompetence from the Elon Musk playbook, whom spez idolizes because he’s also an incompetent fucking bozo. Oh well, fools and their money and all that.

Son of a submariner, that would be swell

That would be Yoshitaka Amano.

Your dad is not a phone

The real key to making this work properly is standardized battery sizes. You know, like the AA and AAA standards we’ve had for one hundred years.

Fair enough. Demands that don’t appeal in some way to their id, then.

Unddit is one. Also reveddit and pushshift.

When you make up fake science out of whole cloth, it’s easy to make up something to that accords with people’s biases. Actual truth is simply less likely to fall into that category, and more likely to be uncomfortably inconvenient or terrifying. There’s nothing fun about global warming, deadly pandemics, nor microplastic pollution.

Fake news never makes demands on its target audience. Sometimes it says “you are the victim”, or “those people are the problem”, or at the very least, “this is fine.” But it never says “if we don’t get our shit together we and our children face a dismal future.” Instead it always appeals to the greedy and the lazy amongst us.

Don’t commit treason against the United States of America if you can’t do the time.

One must wonder if this is one of those Phineas Gage situations where the guy was kind and reasonable to start with, but the removal of his prefrontal cortex and also the rest of the head lead to a sudden change in personality.

If your font has the potential to be made into a logo, you would think the designer would have the sense to negotiate a higher rate. I have no idea if that’s how it is in practice, but to do otherwise seems quite foolish.

Poor guy needs an alarm clock or something.

I do my best driving after a few beers.

Granted, that’s mostly because I have a much easier time hitting pedestrians when I’m sober.

Christ what a fucking moron. Seems to be a running theme with fascists.

Wait being lazy cases cancer? I’m in a lot of trouble then