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Let’s just go ahead and transform that dirty old economy then. Rent control, strong antitrust enforcement, safer schools, higher paying jobs, tax the rich, better urban design. Don’t nobody want to bring kids into this hellhole.

Unless they’re… (pause) … disco snails! 🐌🕺

Well sure, gotta keep your eyes on the road and a knee on the wheel (because the other hand shoving a burger in your mouth)

Putin logic:
The more you lie, the more honest you are.
The more you steal, the more trustworthy you are.
The more you lose, the more winning you are.
(Beat that, gay western men who steal Russian women!)

You know what jeopardizes competitiveness? Ivan the Tariffle, and charging so damn much for the electric models.

Do the right thing, grandma.