In the time it took to write this you could have made a throwaway. It’s ten seconds.

Burners for all the things, my bad.

Insta. Meta. reddit. Tik-Tok. Craigslist. Nextdoor (create a burner). I mean there’s literally tens of ways.

Broadcast ICE’s location to others. While it may be too late, it’ll sound the alarm and others will have time to prepare. Be specific: Identify cars, people, plates. The more aware people are of ICE’s activities the better they can prepare.

“Cut the horns, wipe its ass, and put it on a plate.” - my Army buddy long ago

I’d just like one standard for all config files. Yaml, json, whatever…let’s just choose something and standardize.

I used to dislike editing text config files but once you have one written you’ve got a template for the future. So long as the documentation is throughly written it’s not too bad to follow.

Libertarians, gasping for breath: ThE MaRkEt WiLl dEcIdE wHaTbyO… BlEhjjj

Did your insurance cover the repair? If so, you might be able to use them as leverage. Most insurance companies will work on behalf of a customer who gets fucked over by the collision department.

My 2010 Highlander was involved in a front-end collision. When Shit Collision, Inc, replaced the plastic bumper they broke the two body panel brackets that held the quarter panels above the wheels to the new bumper. Rather than admit the mistake, suck up the cost as a mistake, and carry on, they told me it’s “supposed to be like that” (i. e. sticking out an inch and a half from the rest of the car’s body).

No matter the amount of bullshit I called on them they wouldn’t budge. So I called my insurance company. After a tense exchange between Manager McNuts and Adjuster Andy, the body shop still said no so I went elsewhere, insurance covered it, and Shit Collision, Inc., is an empty brick building now.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS FREE TRAVEL HACK coming to TikTok soon

Spaceballs! When I was maybe 8 or 9.

I asked my mom “What’s a ‘virgin alarm’ and what does it mean that it is programmed to go off before you do?” and she said ask me again in thirty years.

Reminds me, I forgot to ask her.

OMG really? How COULD you…

Neglect to offer your valuable opinion. Hey, you’re a human and have valuable things to say. Haters gon hate. Fuck 'em.

The hero we need

Small instance owner here. All are welcome. We have one really busy community here, and a few others that are just getting going that you might find interesting. You like World of Warships? The Last of Us? St. Louis Battlehawks? Abandoned Buildings?

You’ll notice some of these communities are a ghost town. Images are broken and there’s a rat eating pizza. So step up. Avoid the large, overwhelmed, weirdly-political instances and give us little guys a chance.

I’ll begin by introducing myself. Hi! I am oleorun, named after the recently deceased Bob Uecker’s Baseball Hall of Fame speech. My instance, https://real.lemmy.fan/, is known for the !weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan community, but we have more to offer. !aviation@real.lemmy.fan , a college radio station, !wsup@real.lemmy.fan , and more communities waiting to be joined, and built, and best of all there’s no ads, no donation requests, just pure love of a federated instance that thrives on niceness.

I’d be real happy for you to join us.

oleorun@real.lemmy.fan

Edit: Typos

Anyone brave enough yet to go to the website?

TSA doesn’t provide protection. It provides security theater.

Protection implies some sort of attention designed to safeguard something of value.

Security theater is the purchasing of ineffective and expensive machines from corporations in key senate districts to win voting influence and campaign donations.

I would have removed your content, too.

Our LG washing machine does this once every year and a half almost like clockwork. It will simply refuse to do anything until it is unplugged and then plugged back in.

Till the sweat drip down my balls

Your boss should listen to DBAN! Their new stuff sucks but their classics were amazing. They opened for Erasure.

A wild Spotted Cow appears.