Cars are designed by people who don’t do maintenance themselves.

You really think Elon is paying tarrifs? Or bills? Or his employees?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter, he’s not gonna come to you anyway!

Jarjar finally caught up to him…

Yep!

All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it’s gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they’ll drop $100 million to “stay relevant in today’s climate” without doing any work.

I think I saw a story about one of these guys once. His body was “found” when they x-rayed a Buddha statue that looked a little different and saw a skeleton.

Metal AF to just decide “I’m going to find enlightenment or die trying” and then just sit.

Here in America we’d call that a “Music Festival” and due to taking things too far instead of bongs there would be bongs, alcohol, meth, ecstasy, heroin, and a variety of prescription pills. There would also be a couple “discreetly” having sex in the middle of the crowd, and someone passed out after having shit their pants.

As an American:

1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.

B - I’m sad that I have no idea what a “bush doof” is, but it sounds pretty cool if there’s bongs and turtle balls.

Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point

IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.

f - I think I lost count of which point I was on…

I still think naming the one black kid in town “Token” is the best joke in the whole show. I always like jokes where you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be laughing or not.

I think calling him a wild card is giving him too much credit.

He’s like the card that tells you the rules of a game: thinks he’s important, but no one cares.

Mint?

Are you sure…? It’s whaf-fah thin…

Sprints away

I think the current administration’s version of rifle therapy would be a firing squad…

This doesn’t seem possible, but it’s probable enough that I have thought about it way too long and I will probably have a dream about it in the near future.

I always thought sharks didn’t bite politicians because the politicians are full of shit.

Archer:

“Maybe I am Autistic…”

Gotta scare away the sharks! They’re not going to try and eat a massive dick.

The Holy Spirit Shift-it

Looks like a roller skate sandal if you ask me.

Hear me out…

You know those “professional” slapping contests?

Some of them even have a red light that comes on to indicate proximity… This is diabolically genius level trolling!