Show a company how to sign your name… what could go wrong?

My first thought was bash.org and I thought, “Chet needs to get his ass in gear.”

I have a suspicion that they have a virus that they want to spread and protect themselves from

BSD isn’t linux. Or am I mistaken?

Is a part of me that wants to go back to Linux just for Mplayer. That blows VLC and mpv out of the water. You could watch movies on a potato with that

“All right kids! Gather 'round! We’re gonna plop the turkey!!”

Christianity is literally a death cult

Compatibility is probably the most important quality to look for in a romantic partner.

Unabilifiedness

Dear god no

… Linux can run on a potato.

Also, does that mean the worker’s pay also scales along with the prices?

The ads are so much less anxiety inducing as well. At least, on Pluto they are

NTSC formatted DVD is 720x480

PAL formatted DVD is 720x576