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Play without the power suit in OG Metroid

6. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team

I gave up using the default documents folder because a lot of game developers think that is a good place to store the saves

I knew two girls who learned sign language just to gossip during class

So true! Out of the five jobs I got over my career, three were from referrals.

Sounds like he’s jealous that you are getting a day off and is trying to spin it as you being lazy

There was a Dead or Alive game in which a manager literally released it before it was ready without consulting with the team. The game was still in beta and a glitchy mess.

I didn’t know the Extra Fabulous Comics author opened a book store

I am still complaining, but now I blame the managers

Obligatory hottest year so far comment

Simple, it’s not a priority for them.

They care more about their stupid emails than about your money.

I am a software developer at a big bank. The hoops we are forced to jump to just do our jobs are ridiculous.

We resorted to using buggy and laggy remote development environments through a slow VPN.

It’s a miserable life, but at least the pay is good.

You gain efficiency, but lose fun

I use fuck to fix typos

Nah, they are proof of selective breeding, like all the “natural” food we eat

It makes more sense when we assume it’s software development terminology instead. Alpha means the software is immature and full of issues.

I am a release candidate male.

It’s possible to get the old InteliJ UI back. Search for the Classic UI plugin.

The comic author makes a lot of cum jokes, so this became some sort of tag

We are our own devils and we make this world our hell.

Wololo