I remember when I was younger and would lay on my back throwing a baseball up in the air and catching it, that I could watch it go up and not follow it with my eyes as it goes down and still have my hand in the right spot to catch it

I remember opening my PS2 to clean like a quarter inch of dust off the laser. And then losing money when trading it in to GameStop because the seal was broke

He tried to sell us a two week timeshare, and we took that idiot for FOUR weeks haha

The ones around here, everyone just slows down getting to that intersection, and then picks up speed again after crossing through

The two started updating before you could read the end of the comic strip

Are you hiring

Seems to have been the right decision

The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?

You perv

Pro versions: Does a little more

Costs even more

Best regards

About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

I thought it was supposed to be an old person confused

Even my desktop motherboard has a USBC slot

The Olympics started?

I moved from US to Canada with a whole lot less lined up

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

We have this on our dogs collar

The top two

OP, let’s go bowling!

Right after he cleaned his shoes: