Back atcha :)

Child molesters and people who talk at the theater

I’m pretty sure he’s on Ozempic now.

Hello, may I acquaint you with our lord and saviour, Artificial Intelligence?

Edit: That came across way more flippant than I’d intended it to be; I apologize. Yeah, I’ve noticed it too, you’re not alone.

I’m a software guy, so I’m gonna go with ‘free compilers.’ Back when every company was keeping their secret sauce close to their chest, RMS turned around and released gcc for free. That was… new, to say the least. It paved the way for much of the software you see eating the world today.

The FEC under direct order of the president? What could possibly go wrong?

I would have thought people worldwide had learned after Brexit that a vote on national sovereignty is not a proper avenue for trolling, but alas.

We shouldn’t have killed the fucking gorilla, man.

W-we did? What did we do this time?

You know too much. I will get to you first.

Right after I deal with Steve

Edit: In all honesty, I’d probably try and do a Manfred Macx, propping up technologies and social change aimed at leveling the playing field between the rich and the poor.

Tarantula, because if I chose T-Rex I’d be in a cage within the hour

If I had infinite money, everyone would have infinite money.

Except Steve. Fuck you, Steve

In all seriousness, it’s a nice gesture, go right ahead. :) The one you did for !buddhism@lemmy.ml looks neat and I’d takd it, fwiw.

nah bro i forbid it

about 12

Holy butts, that was the good kind of bonkers

https://vector.dev

Loving this thing.

1. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Don’t be unattractive?

That’s cool though, there’s so many of us that you’ll never run out of fools to dupe.

I don’t have anything to add to that. Enjoy the new year, man :)