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Lol I think I saw it in a meme on here or blue sky yesterday.

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My cat demands cuddles as soon as I get out of the shower. The ritual has become wrapping up in a couple of towels, sitting on the tub deck, and him jumping in my lap purring as loud as physically possible. And he will not stop. I have to commit the atrocity every day of carrying him with my back to the bedroom and then setting him down so I can get dressed.

It’d be more efficient for his organs to be split up and distributed to those on waiting lists.

“People aren’t coming to our website so we are going to make it harder for people to come to our website.” - The dumbest motherfucker alive (and he’s competing with Trump and Altman)

I think it’s actually for investors. Constant press releases saying “our model broke containment and hacked the Mayo clinic” makes people worried, and worried people don’t invest in your company.

And if those don’t work