Ladybug DOOM music intensifies

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.

Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

Shield toad.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Bro, do you even LEAP!?

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

There are some small niche communities that I miss interacting with because the people were pretty cool. Mostly warhammer and some smaller game communities.

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Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.

The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Batussy

“Hey router, I’d like to talk to-“

(Throws packet to the ground) YOU WILL TALK ONLY IF I WILL IT.