Nobody tell him

Imagine actually having Google Play Services on your phone. Unthinkable. I’ll be praying for you guys.

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

We’re talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

“It’s not the train that’s expensive. It’s the plane that’s not expensive enough,” the CEO of SNCF Jean-Pierre Farandou said in 2021.

i.e. no, train ticket prices aren’t going down

No, you can’t. Don’t bother locking the doors tonight, I’m coming in anyway.

You can also just dissolve a shitload of styrofoam plates and cups in a 1:1 mixture of rubbing alcohol and gasoline, if you don’t live near a gas station with a kerosene pump. You can start very wet wood that way, but I wouldn’t use it to cook.

Very interesting that you describe your journey using almost identical language to how people describe their relationship with faith. Is that why you’re part of the LaRouche cult, or did you decide that you identify with genocide denial, Holocaust truthing, anti-semitism, and neo-fascism all on your own?

I’m not convinced of that at all. To me the lesser evil is to run degoogled Android and jump through hoops to protect your privacy, not to choose the maliciously evil corporation over the benevolently evil corporation.

JavaScript is an abomination and real jobs don’t use it