The Russian checks stopped comong, so they moved on to other things now

Auction mode would be a nice feature

Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”

Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”

Boomers:

This is what’s baffling, how stupid is Trump to give up bargaining position? Regardless of what you believe will be the resolution at the end, you don’t do this in a megotiation, you keep your cards close to the chest.

Art of the deal, lol, what a fucking idiot.

Anon never mentioned their gender, so it can also be real and gay.

I would assume that LLMs would actually be a useful tool for this (instead of trying to use them for things they are not fit for)

You complain about microplastics in our food.

I am happy about the extra synthetic fiber intake.

We are not the same.

In the plus package, you get a mini drone with an other camera

I’ve seen things, you people wouldn’t believe.

Families with expired Nestlé™ Plus subscriptions standing with buckets in the acidic rain.

I watched tracer rounds fired at unionists by Amazon™ drones glitter in the dark Seattle night.

All those moments will be lost in time, like ballots in the mail.

Time to deregulate.

In the EU, they still show Mexico, while google shows both names:

Yes, they are sexually assaulting the human host, and forcibly impregnating them. I read this was an intentional choice in the movie(s) to make it as scary and uncomfortable as possible. Same with the “feminine” curves of xenomorph

DRINK VERIFICATION CAN!

I’m in the EU, and I don’t really watch American football or European football (soccer) anymore, but I definitely think NFL is much more interesting.

If we made the chart above for soccer, it would be 60% “players running around”, and then the match ends with a 1:0 (if sou’re lucky). I foud it very boring.

Yes, it’s horrible. My goal with a game is not to find something to fill hundreds of empty hours of my life, I have enough shit to do already. I’m looking for an experience, like when I go to the movies.

Maybe related, but I’m also not a big fan of TV series for the same reason, even the good ones have some filler and waste time.

I remember once when my wife and I binge watched some exciting thriller series on Netflix, that was impossible to stop. We did 2 seasons with 10x1 hour episodes, and then realized it was Sunday evening, and our weekend was gone. It had more seasons, but we said nope, it’s just not worth our time.

Same, I have enough chores at my home