Then we should string them up in a tree and beat them with sticks,

… To get the candy.

They taste like forgiveness

What am I supposed to… You sneaky bastard.

Always has been.🔫

But how could yours be real when mine are the only real ones?

This. Time traveling is a purely selfish endeavour.

Go back and kill Hitler? Congratulations! Only you understand what changed. Doesn’t help the 7 billion people you left in your original timeline.

I tried later games and I just can’t. I find the pokemon designs beyond Gen 1 to be really rough more often than not. I’ll admit that gen 1 isn’t immaculate but they’re much better than what looks like a dog rolled around in random Gundam parts.

I hung on to Reddit longer than I should have, watching Steve Huffman be a greedy little pigboy. The API changes forced the closure of Baconreader, the app I had used for literally a decade of Reddit browsing. The UI was burnt into many of my phone screens, I used it so much. Once Baconreader was no more, so was Reddit. I was already following the alternatives discussions on Reddit and decided Lemmy was the place for me.

Ps. Steve Huffman is a greedy little pigboy.

Me

Swallow a pinch of salt. Don’t let it dissolve on your tongue; just swallow.

Hinder’s Lips of an Angel. Just end me.

Just hold it in one position and wait for the orgasm to cross the screen.