“My name’s Larry, this is my Uncle David, and this is my other Uncle David.” 🥰

It’s not a perfect solution (and I know people don’t love Cloudflare) but their Tunnels project is free. Hides your personal IP from the world, and provides some protection against known exploits.

But a VPS is quicker and easier, for sure.

But some beautiful day in the future, bad code will write badder code.

Can confirm Mooch and Earl are still at it!

I’ve had good luck with https://www.removepaywall.com/

MFW a surprise, but an unwelcome one.

I didn’t know what a parsec even was, the first dozen times I saw A New Hope. Even now, I’m happy to let the line slide, although it does make me laugh. Not because of the line itself, but the fact that Lucas got caught with his pants down, and instead of laughing it off he and other writers bent over backwards to insist that he didn’t make a mistake.

It’s fine George! Nobody’s perfect!

My favorite part of a movie is the part where you have to read a wiki and listen to a commentary so that one slightly questionable line makes sense.

All that might be true, but I refuse to deny the possibility that Stormtroopers’ aim is especially bad when attempting to shoot at their secret crushes 😍 .

Pft, typical stormtroopers:

It’s subjective, but I clearly remember saying Windows couldn’t get any worse around the time that (Microsoft was claiming that) Internet Explorer was irrevocably integrated with Windows 98.

Never believe it when someone says such-and-such can’t get any worse. Somehow it always can.

Oh, I did that once.

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I’ve never found a way to do that, unfortunately.

… but no one will be able to find it. /s

Aww, torties are great 😻

It’s probably a coincidence, but so-called “underhanded” techniques like this used to be referred to as “ratfucking.” Anyway, here’s to more left-wing ratfucking.

“And I’m sorry, but we actually stopped taking Old Republic Insurance about two hours ago. So…”

“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”

Barbarian: ???