

decoy snails
decoy snails
I’m sorry
And I’ve heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate… does Leon even fuck?
Did you mean “would of”
It’s Bozo the clown’s clown girlfriend with whom he cheated on his wife. Now they cosplay rural Americans in photoshoots with pickup trucks and cowboy hats to seem relatable because having a super yacht that has its own yacht is pretty goddamn extravagant.
Costco pharmacy near me was selling levonorgestrel emergency contraceptive for $6/dose as of a couple weeks ago.
Drop Dead Fred did it!
Everything’s different in my world, Let me explain!
🎶 I look at things in a different
It’s a song lyric
The square with crimped edges bags have plastic in the paper so that the edges will fuse closed.
“It was all part of god’s plan for you to have this [pig] baby!”
Microfiber towels sticking to dry skin on your hands like velcro. Soggy sandwich bread. The way cotton balls feel and sound when you pull them apart. Non-skid on bare feet. Wooden utensils or popsicle stick wood on my tongue. Being touched by dogs with wet beards. Trying to sleep in bed with dirty feet. Synthetic fragrances.
I’m sure there’s more.
Conan the Barbadian
I didn’t realize Conan was from Barbados
just making monkey screeches for an hour
MTG already filled that position
ス is su
ツ is tsu