The disks inside the metal box is the hard drive, 3.5 disks were hard enough but the disks themselves were floppy

Not joking but I did 1800 support for Windows 95 and at the end, right before 98, there was a constant problem with a specific floppy and people would like call us and we would try to send them a cd replacement but could send the fixed floppy. It was silly because it was the most common call for a bit. Like that batch of floppies all died at the same time

Just a little bit of wiggle room…

Psycho

I have always loved that movie

Is this from Night of the Comet?

I get reports from the electric company every year, you might be able to request it to see what the average has been for the past few years

That’s so old school, kids these days wouldn’t understand… https://youtu.be/cW4EFUsW2F0

I always loved the deadpan delivery Steven Wright has

I love mentioning the latest meme trend to my wife. She isn’t a big Internet user and her confused replies always makes me laugh

She was so confused about beans and sometimes when she doesn’t understand something she’ll just call it beans

John Waters is a genius

Cain = Satan = same ol story through the game of telephone of history

puff puff … pass bro

who’s milkin the sea monkeys

🍆💦

I think that this isn’t really getting the right attention, about what a massive WTF situation this is…

its a 384 bit certificate and this is the private key

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that is just fucking NUTS