I’ve never studied anything about genetics or DNA, but I didn’t know that until the first time I showed my then girlfriend (now wife). Once the general premise became clear, she said something like “I should have guessed, since the title is made with A,T,C,G.”

My then two year old did the same thing with a cork trivet.

They’re five now. I don’t … Think … They’d make the same mistake.

Maybe one of them was Good King Wenceslas.

I believe that’s on purpose, a subversion of expectations.

I knew those McDonald’s collectibles would come in handy one day.

hexagonal molecular structure

You know, I think I’ve heard something about hexagons on the internet before …

Personally, I have several.

You might enjoy Stay.

I knowww.

Since you put a sincere effort into answering me, I will retaliate.

Usually I’m in a state of “I could eat.” This is even true if I intellectually am aware it’s a bad idea. If you put something my taste buds enjoy in front of me, unless I am physically at capacity, I will probably consume it.

I don’t really have a healthy relationship with food.

I lack the creativity to imagine that, but I’ll still support you because you’re objectively better than spaces for indentation.

The second guy from the left kind of looks like a mash-up of Edward Norton and Andrew Garfield.

Did he do so in the mosh pit? I’ve never been in one but from what I’ve seen online that would be pretty impressive.

My optician has a different one. I thought it was a subwoofer when I first saw it.

Do you ever not?

I don’t think I like you.

My gums hurt without looking at this.

Just kidding. My gums are one of the few things that don’t hurt.

This also happened in a book of urban legends I had as a kid.

I didn’t notice the clothing change at first, so my first thought was that it gets cold in Autumn, hence