purplexed

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

I second this question. I get the same feeling with gluten. It’s not the emergency type of allergy, but it inflames my stomach and intestines like nothing else.

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

That just turns you more Canadian

I’m such a fan of gyatt, it’s just so damn fun to say.

I think that’s the bit from 2 Kings

Exactly, it’s unsafe, making pop the safer option.

It’s about the challenge and how we rise to overcome it in our celebration of God.

Or something like that I don’t know I’m not really religious.

Thank you! While reducing CO2 is important, harping on private planes isn’t going to make a change.

Real talk here bro, stop worrying about making yourself “perfect” for someone, or rather anyone, else. Stop trying to make yourself what you idolize, or what you perceive to be idolized.

You are you, you are a person. Take care of yourself first. You need to change your mentality and realize that you do have redeeming qualities. You need to focus on those.

Learn to love yourself first, trust me on this one.

Is that why I wasn’t let into Wayland? It all makes sense now