it’s guaranteed to work

You’ve never read any of the licenses for your software, then?

Wierd Al “It’s all about the Pentiums” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos

Malt-o-meal is also a name brand rather than a store brand. Just less well known than Kellogg or General Mills.

Malt o meal is just better in general. The Colossal Berry Crunch is better than Cap’n Crunch too. And you can buy the giant bag that lasts forever.

Better Off Dead. One of John Hughes earlier efforts, and still very quotable.

I had grandparents who lived in Philadelphia and every summer we would go down the shore to Wildwood when we were kids. Just spending days laying on the beach making sand castles, digging up clams and harassing the horseshoe crabs. Then going to the boardwalk and getting salt water taffy and playing games. Good times.

I like to call it the Sweet Brown distro cause “Ain’t nobody got time for that”

If it purged the entire ecosystem what are the trout going to eat? Seems like they won’t stay unaffected for longer than it takes to starve.

This comic made me go back to a post I made and put in the solution I found to a really strange problem. 2 years later someone responded saying they had the same problem and my solution fixed it for them.

Bulking up to what, fatass? Super fatass??

You can add “annoying” to that as well. In my case I’ve had the uncanny ability to regurgitate the most useless trivia about almost any subject that I’ve read about. It took me longer than I care to admit to realize that no one wants to hear that shit.

That’s why you should ask nicely first with kill -SIGHUP
Then if that doesn’t work you can clean up the murder scene later.

I was going to say these people aren’t old enough to remember the time before fuel injection. When you could coax a car to start after multiple failed attempts but don’t flood it or you’re going to be sitting there a while.

Then you could call yourself Galactus

I’m just a bill, yes I’m only a bill, and I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill. Either that one or the Preamble.

I like to think we’re doing it right, and possibly setting an example for other states to follow. https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/analysis-opinion/michigan-blazes-path-pro-democracy-reform

You could just become a fan of Insane Clown Posse

Rule of thumb is any fall from your height or higher in which you hit your head (non withstanding other injuries) is a medical emergency.

The only thing you need to say is “my ISP uses CGNAT” you can’t host anything or run games for your friends without a way to punch through the CGNAT layer. I mean you could use IPv6 if it weren’t still a joke in the US but here we are.

Don’t blame the daddy long legs they don’t even have silk glands so they can’t make webs. All the other spiders laugh at them.