Well yeah, that way you can deorbit him

This you?

That’s not a laugh track… More equivalent to the laugh sign when there’s a live studio audience

Matthew Good Band - Load Me Up

I always heard:

Picture yourself (At) the MGM Grand Murphy’s fighting how come You’re in the stands?

I loved this line as it was calling out the assumption when you picture something big, why are you in the crowd and not the star of the show? It felt motivating and a fun play on the way people imagine themselves in the world.

It’s actually:

Picture yourself The MGM Grand Murphy’s fighting Occam You’re in the stands

Which, just doesn’t do any of the things the misheard lyric does. So disappointing.

Or just looking up the answer afterwards.

https://sarahcandersen.com/post/631327861323841536

teacher’s

Now I’m doubly disappointed in your teachers.

No need to invade. The US can just tamper with our elections enough to get people in power that’ll just roll over and give them everything

Charlotte.

This drives me wild in fast food restaurants. I’m already here, I’m going to give you money, so don’t make it harder or more frustrating!

Oh no! Sarcasm doesn’t get me anywhere?? Whatever will I do now? Guess I’ll just totally stop all sarcasm since I was only doing it to get places.

Right and wrong according to who?

It’s less penis, so literally minimizes it

onto battle

Exactly. China is colon cancer, not breast cancer

I have bad news

How about a nice mug of Dr Pepper?

The island of misfit toys has gotten warmer from climate change

All of the pages are stuck together