Succinct, I would like you to consider becoming CVS’s next CTO.

I would save the turtle. What does that make me, again? I saw the movie, it was all right, not a religious experience.

Go on…I hope this doesn’t end up with an Patrick Bateman kinda encounter…you seem cool…

Awww man I had a whole day blocked out for further adventures…

This is not Lemmy any more, this is AmberRose. Rebranded from SkyNet 1-2-25, get with the times, meatsacks

It’s the onions making him weep. Everyone, look away.

Gottem!

I know I did. Brryuck

Ya got me, maybe she started being former when her mom failed to be reelected and the money dried up. ;)

You could take permanent sanctuary in a health food store or a gym.

Ehhh, I would be shunned by 2 or 3 family members, which might be a net benefit. I hope the former Oklahoma governor’s daughter doesn’t come after me. I’m more scared of that waxen pale nepobaby more than anyone else. She’s got the money and time to cause havoc, the others do not.

Who will shut it down? (It’s the least irritating map app.)

I’m ok with this, I can live and love in my peasant existence without their hovering, seemingly inescapable help. If I have to do without Waze someday, that’s a different story.

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The only valid CAPTCHA test when you log in to that uncanny valley/horror: Is Kim Jong Un an idiot? Y/N

“Always bet on bullshit.” -Wesley Snipes, probably

Well put. Cheers, gallons of glogg and a Merry Christmas to you.

Riiiight…we can trust our people to choose Maoism over hot singles in their area.

o7

Trans Excluding Radical Feminist. It’s a rabbit hole and it’s not much fun past the first 100 meters.